4/30/2020

Comments

I apologize.
I just got an email telling me I had comments.
Apparently, some of them have been sitting there for awhile without my commenting.
I apologize for that.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Manhood Tale

(This takes place in the 2^nd Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Will Turner has been captured by the natives and brought tied up before Captain Jack Sparrow . Jack has been giving instructions in the native patois.)

“Eunuchee, snipsnip.”

The natives look at each other. Most of what Jack has been saying to them has been gibberish, but this one they understand. It was about time Jack got with the program.

Will was taken away still tied to the stake. They carried him to the usual spot just outside the village.

The stake was driven into ground. This was very uncomfortable for Will since he was now head down. A second stake was tied crosswise where his knees were. His ankles were untied from the original stake and his knees were tied over the top of the crossbar. He was now in a Y formation.

Of course Will protested the entire time. He really started complaining when they started cutting his breeches off starting at the waistband and working their way up, which would normally be down. “No, stop that. Hey, be careful.”

This pointless noise coming out of his mouth annoyed the natives. They took one of the rags that used to be Will's breeches and shoved it in his mouth.

When Will's manhood was uncovered the natives were sure they understood Jack this time. A long pig sausage of impressive proportions and a pair of huge eggs like none seen in these parts were revealed.

Four natives worked together for the next steps. The first one grabbed Will's genitals and yanked them hard up and away from his body. This resulted in a high pitched squeal through the gag.

A second native tied a piece of rope tightly around Will's package keeping it in place and sealing it off as best they could.

The third native took a sharp stone knife and with practiced ease severed Will's cock and balls from his body. Will's scream could be heard even through the gag.

The fourth held a split piece of bamboo. In the end of it was a stone that had been heated in the fire. He pressed this against the gap now between Will's legs. Will passed out at this point and missed the next several scenes.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Will awoke in severe agony. His crotch was in terrible pain and the world was pitching.

As Mr. Gibbs leaned down to look at him Will realized that he was now at sea. “Ah, we were worried about your for while there.”

Jack's face now came closer for a look. “I wasn't”

“What happened?” Will muttered.

Mr. Gibbs explained how he had been thrown in the bone cages with them while he was unconscious.

They managed to climb up the cliff and escape by running in the cages. They rescued him.

“You should have followed the code.” Said Jack.

“Well he was in the cage with us and it would be difficult to let him fall behind.”

“Well then we are all here then.” Says Captain Jack Sparrow. “I of course managed a daring escape all by myself.”

“What, you got tired of being a god?” quipped Gibbs.

Rolling his eyes, and assorted other parts of his body, Captain Sparrow replied. “It was all well and good until the last thing they tried to feed me. I think they said it was to make me more powerful. It was disgusting I had no will, “looking a Turner” to eat it. I threw all of it to the dogs and ran away.”

Mr Turner passed out again.

4/8/2020